If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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