3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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