Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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