she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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