i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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