i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
love makes seman taste better
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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