i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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