is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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