the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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