Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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