On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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