:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
