North Korea, Best Korea!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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