I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
My feet surprised me
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