North Korea, Best Korea!
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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