I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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