i think my tv is drunk
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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