its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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