Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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