oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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