Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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