I'm really into asian looking animals
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
home. puking in laundry basket.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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