woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize