One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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