Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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