Need sex. Gaining weight.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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