We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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