I need help removing her.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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