Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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