I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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