question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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