handjob tips. give me some.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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