we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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