why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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