that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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