does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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