Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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