We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize