Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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