Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Send help, water and tortillas.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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