he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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