did you get engaged???
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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