Pappa wants mamma naked
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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