I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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