make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
birth control should be required to get into college
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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