I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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