I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Can I color on your dick again?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
There are leaves in my underwear?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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