hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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