if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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