Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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