If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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