dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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