Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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